reasons why children are adorable
Posted on 13th July 2007 by TaggyI usually dont post emails on my blog and in the recent two weeks ,i had some really good emails and found it irresistable not to share them .
here is one ,this one comes from Dr. M.C.Gupta .
Why children are adorable
A little girl was talking to her
teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a
whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its
throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by
a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow
a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get
to heaven I will ask Jonah”. The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to
hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s
work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher
paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing
a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a
minute.”
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The
nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE . God is
watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a
note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
Dr M.C. Gupta also writes here .
Hopefully i get more of these ,they are a good read arent they ?
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